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#1 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:28 PM

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The official explanation of the mermaid myth goes like this: Sailors see manatees, walruses or seals, and mistake them for women with a fish’s tail. Which suggests these sailors were either drunk, idiots or very ignorant. It is claimed that even famous explorers like Christopher Columbus and Henry Hudson have made this error because they also reported seeing these creatures. As did John Smith, who became the Governor of the Virginia Colony in the early 17th century. So are we to believe that even Columbus, Hudson and Smith were so stupid as to mistake a sea cow or walrus for a mermaid? These men were experienced sailors and very well acquainted with marine life in the ocean. Either they were half-bind and credulous, or is there some other explanation for the mermaid myth?

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To explain the apparent confusion some people have pointed out that the vagina of female sea-cows is very similar to that of a human female. So it could be that sailors may have had sex with manatees, and to cover up this act of bestiality they claimed they had intercourse with a mermaid. The problem is that there are thousands of stories about shepherds who have sex with sheep and they certainly don’t invent a mythical creature to hide this act. They simply keep quiet about it. Another explanation supposes that sailors on long sea voyages without the company of women, become so sex-starved that anything remotely resembling a woman in the sea becomes a ‘mermaid’. The problem with this explanation is that most mermaid stories come from Europe, spread by local fishermen who don’t spend months or years at sea.

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:29 PM

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:31 PM

Hawt.
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#4 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:31 PM

sometimes, when you're all alone out on the high seas.....

you just GOTTA fuck some manatees
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#5 Ozymandias

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:32 PM

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#6 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:34 PM

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#7 Rape C. Nigger

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:34 PM

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#8 sousmarin

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:35 PM

so what i'm getting from this thread is that you

DISBELIEVE: mermaids are actual creatures

BELIEVE: lizards from outer-space are taking over our planet

is that right?
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#9 Ozymandias

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:36 PM

I have this weird feeling that sailors would prolly fuck other sailors before they would fuck manatees
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#10 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:37 PM

so what i'm getting from this thread is that you

DISBELIEVE: mermaids are actual creatures

BELIEVE: lizards from outer-space are taking over our planet

is that right?


no, i probably believe in mermaids

mermaids are probably just citizens (or former citizens) of the underwater nations like the sunken continent of atlantis

there are people living under the sea
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#11 sousmarin

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:37 PM

just checking, i need consistency above all else
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#12 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:38 PM

I have this weird feeling that sailors would prolly fuck other sailors before they would fuck manatees



actually..... i've been told that of all creatures in God's kingdom, Manatees have private parts that most closely resemble and feel like the human vagina

soooooooooooooooooo yeah

manatee sex
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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:38 PM

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Talking about extra-terrestrials: I believe this is the mundane truth behind of all those "cigar-shaped spacecraft" cases shit.
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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:39 PM

Hmmm I just don't see how men could bone down with sea creatures.
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#15 baby broomy

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:39 PM

if animals had porn, do you think they would watch it?



cuz i heard that the only other species of animals that
has recreational secks (like humans) is some weird
type of monkey or ape or whatever


so i was thinking of making frog porn, that's why i'm
preguntándoles eso
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#16 sousmarin

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:41 PM

dolphins have recreational sex
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#17 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:43 PM

the animals with highest intelligence and sensory develoment have sex for pleasure

dolphins, some apes, octupi.

i'm sure lots of other animals do, honestly.

i mean, how could you not?
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#18 Rape C. Nigger

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:43 PM

FUck dolphins. literally.
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#19 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:44 PM

sylvester stallone films human/dolphin porn
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#20 baby broomy

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Posted 14 November 2008 - 12:45 PM

hmmm, i believe you cats over my biology professor


so that's cool about dolphins



i bet they have anal intercourse



i'm just guessing, but i think it is safe
to assume that i am correct
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