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#1 cheeseburger

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:23 PM

Some time ago a crazy dream came to me,
I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three,
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though,
They were my own dreams and they're only in my head.

I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain."
He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane,"
He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!"
As I landed on the psychiatric couch,
He said, "Tell me about it."

Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast,
It was all over by quarter past.
I was down in the sewer with some little lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover
Wondering who turned the lights on.

Well, I got up and walked around
And up and down the lonesome town.
I stood a-wondering which way to go,
I lit a cigarette on a parking meter
And walked on down the road.
It was a normal day.

Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell
And I leaned my head and I gave a yell,
"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man."
A shotgun fired and away I ran.
I don't blame them too much though,
He didn't know me.

Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand
I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend,
I guess there's just us two."
He screamed a bit and away he flew.
Thought I was a Communist.

Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave,
"Let's go and play Adam and Eve."
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'
When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin',
You see what happened last time they started."

Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody aroun',
I got into the driver's seat
And I drove 42nd Street
In my Cadillac.
Good car to drive after a war.

Well, I remember seein' some ad,
So I turned on my Conelrad.
But I didn't pay my Con Ed bill,
So the radio didn't work so well.
Turned on my player-
It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',
"Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa,
Our Loves Are Gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah."

I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,
I needed somebody to talk to.
So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind.
"When you hear the beep
It will be three o'clock,"
She said that for over an hour
And I hung it up.

Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then,
Sayin, "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams,
But mine was a little different you see.
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me.
I didn't see you around."

Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams.
Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"
I said that.

I don't want to post my dreams in a blue spiral thread


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#2 Amnesia

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:45 PM


I don't want to post my dreams in a blue spiral thread


srsly.

and i was looking all over for this damn thread the other day. i had a totally crazy dream and now i cant remember it. so sad.
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#3 Cantinflas

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:20 PM

i had a dream
i had a dream tonight
that i cut off a piece of the baby jesus
to offend my friends
but the joke misfired yes it did
oh yes it did
cuz the piece of the baby i cut off it bled and it bled

i tried everything
i tried bandages and shit
i tried praying to it
but all to no avail

nothing could keep the baby jesus from beeding
no no
nothing could keep the baby jesus from beeding

i gotta stop having these dreams
they are killin me inside
they are killin me alive
they are ruining my soul

nothing can keep these dreams from hurting me
no no nothing can keep these dreams from fuckin me up
and then the worst thing happened
the baby opened his eyes
and he stared into mine
and he started to say

listen up boy i'm gonna throw you in hell
i'm gonna make you scream
i'm gonna make you yell
i'm gonna make you wish that i never saved you YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICK

so be afraid of jesus now
cuz his heart's filled with vengeance
and his soul's filled with hellfire
and he's thirsting for blood

so be afraid of jesus
be afraid of jesus
be afraid of jesus
be afraid of jesus
be afraid of jesus CUZ HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP OLD SCHOOL STYLE
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:29 PM

i fucking hate it when i dream about sleeping


i just took a 4 hour nap and goddamn i was disappointed with the brain results
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:32 PM

Next time I have an LD i want to be a bird.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:42 PM

I've dreamt I was an eagle once. I was part of a circus act.

This morning I set my alarm an hour and a half earlier, and when it went off I was still somewhat dreaming when I woke up. Every time the alarm beeped I thought it spoke calculus to me--not the words used to express mathematical ideas, but math itself (if that makes any sense at all). It was very strange.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:48 PM

I've dreamt I was an eagle once. I was part of a circus act.

This morning I set my alarm an hour and a half earlier, and when it went off I was still somewhat dreaming when I woke up. Every time the alarm beeped I thought it spoke calculus to me--not the words used to express mathematical ideas, but math itself (if that makes any sense at all). It was very strange.

this sounds pretty awesome. i thought my alarm clock was the only one that spoke math.


also i just realized that your avatar moves, whoawhoa
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 09:52 PM

i had a dream about paula abdul and a fog machine

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:09 PM

I've dreamt I was an eagle once. I was part of a circus act.

This morning I set my alarm an hour and a half earlier, and when it went off I was still somewhat dreaming when I woke up. Every time the alarm beeped I thought it spoke calculus to me--not the words used to express mathematical ideas, but math itself (if that makes any sense at all). It was very strange.

this sounds pretty awesome. i thought my alarm clock was the only one that spoke math.


also i just realized that your avatar moves, whoawhoa

your clock and my clock should get together sometime
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:18 PM

almost nightly i have one of two recurring dreams (sometimes both). one is where all my teeth fall out and the other is where i get in crazy car accidents to to brake malfunction. i wonder what it means
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:22 PM

i don't wanna die. i just wanna ride my motorcy
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:29 PM

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:29 PM

almost nightly i have one of two recurring dreams (sometimes both). one is where all my teeth fall out and the other is where i get in crazy car accidents to to brake malfunction. i wonder what it means


maybe it happened in a past life
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:32 PM

or maybe he is worried about his vanity and feels like he isn't in full control of his life sometimes.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:38 PM

or maybe he is worried about his vanity and feels like he isn't in full control of his life sometimes.

that sounds good, but i think im gonna go with the mysticism that has no correlation to or any impact on my life, and also makes no sense
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:41 PM

HEY. that's the reason why i spend my one day off a week sleeping until 4 in the afternoon. because it is more interesting and fun than my real life.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:42 PM

or maybe he is worried about his vanity and feels like he isn't in full control of his life sometimes.

that sounds good, but i think im gonna go with the mysticism that has no correlation to or any impact on my life, and also makes no sense

good choice.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 10:47 PM

Next time I have an LD i want to be a bird.


this would be awesome. i've had my share of LD's but have never been strong enough with them to change forms. though i can fly around if i feel like it, i always seem to have my material body attached to my dream.

when i am dreaming i judge it as if it is my other life. that is based on facts and information that my material body has fed it. so for me to "be a bird" is just impossible. i hold my emotions and thoughts with my physical form, even when i'm dreaming.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 11:00 PM

just woke up from a nap, was twisting a guy's titties in a fight /.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 11:22 PM

last night some black celebrity stuck a long paper clip in one of my ears and out of the other and kept playing it like a violin stick. It sucked to say the least. The guy from espn said "You just dont stick something through a persons ear like that". I figured there would be long term damage.
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