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Has anyone seen The Little Paris Kitchen w/ Rachel Khoo?


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#1 Chow Yun-Phat

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 04:39 AM

So basically, I'm sitting back in my bed flicking through an innumerable amount of Vine videos for a cheap chuckle on my tablet when this seemingly innocuous cooking show begins on my television in the background. It has all the requisite ingredients (heuheuheuh) that most successful cooking show have, not the least of which is the mind-boggling pretty face host. One Rachel Khoo.

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All I can say is look out Nigella, because if you went toe-to-toe in the elimination chamber with this cutie, you'd shatter into a million little pieces at the sight of her. My goodness. It took two minutes before I realised I needed to build a shrine (create a new picture folder) because the cake wasn't the only thing that got a good rise. If anyone can provide a gif of her stroking a yam, hit this guy up. Series linking this shit for the rest of my life.

What's that Rachel? You'll show the door to any fag that disagrees? Oh you!

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*Rachel pointing to the door
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#2 ron

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 04:55 AM

yeah man Rachel Khoo is just lovely

i wanna move to paris and bake tarts with her all day long
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#3 Chow Yun-Phat

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 05:05 AM

Here's a nsfw video of her pounding the dough :drool:


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#4 sousmarin

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 11:24 AM

she might be the cutest person alive. not sure, but pretty sure.
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 11:33 AM

wow just watched that video you linked thrilloes

she's adorable omg

could watch her talk about food all day. she seems so genuine. idk. she's probably just cute.
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 11:37 AM

all you need for a cooking show is a half asian cutie with big bobs and a dslr
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 12:03 PM

would enjoy licking full fat cream off her body yes sir
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 01:35 PM

I really want a woman I can spend the rest of my life with, I want a woman I can wake up next to and then we read the news on our laptops while smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee, then we will shower together in our two person shower. I want a woman who makes as much money as I do so that we can travel together and do nice things. I want a woman who works the same hours that I do so that we can come home and drink a glass of whiskey while we watch jeopardy.

I hope that one day I will find such a woman, until then I will just keep on making money and losing weight (and hair LOL).

If any umbis know a nice woman, please let me know. plz
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#9 szrs

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 01:39 PM

I'm so sad

I'm so alone
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#10 oh. susana.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:01 PM

'looking for grl to marry, make 6 figures $$$$$$$$$$ apply here'
no more loneliness

you are welcome
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:03 PM

szrs you seem like you're really difficult to be around
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#12 Chow Yun-Phat

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:12 PM

AY, THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT GOING COO-COO for KHOO KHOO.

KEEP THE SADNESS TO A MINIMUM, THIS SHOW IS ABOUT BAKING NICE THINGS AND GETTING ROCKED TO SLEEP BY THIS ANGELIC COOK.
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#13 hoodrat

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:12 PM



how do you guys feel about giada at home
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#14 Chow Yun-Phat

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:14 PM

btw, after preparing every meal she eats it by herself

a real woman that don't need no man :daydream:
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#15 oh. susana.

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:14 PM

I want her life
cooking show, baking, looking really good with extra meat on her bones
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:24 PM

what a woman :daydream:
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#17 szrs

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:32 PM

szrs you seem like you're really difficult to be around


you're right

i was going to ask my friends if I was difficult to be around, but then realized all my friends are from
the web
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#18 szrs

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:37 PM

a girl made fun of my fedora and duster jacket today, then I told her I make 6 figures and that I hope she has fun driving her Kia to beauty school
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:47 PM

seizures i hope youre trolling
about the fedora
that ish never was and never will be cool
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 04:01 PM

I just want to lay down in a bed of brown paper with Ms. Khoo and cover ourselves with select aromatics and some butter and be baked en papillote forever.
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