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don't have to worry about cheating when ur a self conscious f----t who can't get women 2 stick around more than 2 months :]


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#1 bro do u even give back to the community

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 04:58 PM

i wish i could file a class action lawsuit against this entire board for not having balls $$$$$$
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 05:02 PM

Everyone just shut the fuck up and party 24/7.
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:00 PM

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i wish i could file a class action lawsuit against people who clearly
have a misconception of how a class action lawsuit works
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#4 Flawless Calculations

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:29 PM

First kiss since May tonight. It was awkward. I'm awkward. :emba:
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:44 PM

Congrats Joe. I fooled around with a girl the other night, but it was awkward and weird since I was drunk. Couldn't even finish!

WTF?
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 09:55 PM

First kiss since May tonight. It was awkward. I'm awkward. :emba:



tell us more :daydream:


is she nice


is she pretty :daydream:
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#7 Sheed

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:11 PM

Well, I like to think I am.
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#8 bro do u even give back to the community

bro do u even give back to the community

Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:03 PM


First kiss since May tonight. It was awkward. I'm awkward. :emba:



tell us more :daydream:


is she nice


is she pretty :daydream:

do u like her more than us joe :cry:
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#9 Flawless Calculations

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:17 AM



First kiss since May tonight. It was awkward. I'm awkward. :emba:



tell us more :daydream:


is she nice


is she pretty :daydream:

do u like her more than us joe :cry:

She's nice, yeah, and pretty. But I don't like her more than you all. Not quite sure how I feel about her yet but I have no other prospects on the horizon so I'm gonna keep going with this and hopefully if we get to know each other more then things will feel more natural and fun. As of right now, it doesn't seem like we have too much in common.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:20 AM

Do you have to have much in common? Makes it more interesting imo
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#11 Flawless Calculations

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:41 AM

Idk, I'm no expert on relationships. But I'm worried that we're going to run out of things to talk about.

She's going to come over on Sunday and I'm going to cook dinner for her (have had great success with this in the past and would like to repeat). Then maybe we'll watch a movie or something. We've done a lot of talking these first two dates so a movie will be a good way to hang out and not have to constantly think of what to talk about.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:54 AM

Weird
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:54 AM

:no:
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#14 famine party

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:54 AM

terrorism is so sexy.

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#15 Bright Shining Lie

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:54 AM

we do not negotiate with terrorists :godbless:
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#16 //armk

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:08 AM

enjoy your thirty pieces of silver, jud'scast :scoff:
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#17 famine party

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:15 AM

we do not negotiate with terrorists :godbless:

then you are missing out on some sweet bargains moron.
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#18 //armk

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:20 AM

i'm a unique and special snowflake and i must always get my way Posted Image


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#19 Just a Sun Bro

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:22 AM

I just wanna stick stuff in all your buttholes.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:44 AM

today has been a bad day.
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