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#1 Sheed

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Posted 06 September 2012 - 09:22 PM

hey all i know no one ever comes to the umbi let alone this section but i have been working on a short book if anyone is interested reading post here and if there is interest i can post it ok thank you very much
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#2 Drunken

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Posted 07 September 2012 - 02:01 PM

hey i'm interested
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#3 Sheed

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 12:23 PM

ok i'll send it to you
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#4 Sheed

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 06:39 PM

awesome, thanks you guys
im trying to rearrange/edit it a bit more as i've added some things to it, may take a bit before i send it
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#5 (X) (X)

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 07:07 PM

post the first sentence in this threat


we could tell you if the book is good or not just by reading the first sentence
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#6 Sheed

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 10:19 PM

If you object to any of the following, you may be offended by the contents of this book:

JOKERY

VAGUE NOTIONS

FUCKING PROFANITY
ROBOT BUTLERS

BRAINWASHING
SEMEN
HARSH COLORS
HUMAN-CREATURE HYBRIDS
PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF ALIEN LIFE

ACCENTS
BRAINDRYING

RITUALISTIC MURDER

RITUALISTIC OTHER THINGS

COMMUNISM

Please check all that apply and send this book in a 4' x 5' steel box to:

Steve Cheng's Book Depository and Barbecued Lunch Parlor.

Once again, thank you.


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#7 Sheed

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 10:39 PM

here are the first 3 stories
it's a book of very short stories and poems and even pictures

http://ul.to/svnndk1h
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#8 Sheed

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:46 AM

https://www.dropbox....unky Dreamz.pdf

^here's the whole thing. enjoy if u dare and leave feedback
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#9 butterfly mutha fucka

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 10:03 AM

just downloaded it
i'll reply after reading
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#10 bodegas

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:48 PM

i really enjoy the brevity. i kind of have a small attention span and usually like poetry more than prose.
i like this stuff and laughed out loud at 'the routine'.
i'll continue reading
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#11 Sheed

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:08 PM

it's finished, order here

http://www.thebookpa...a2-18bd985c8481
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#12 //armk

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 06:49 AM

what's it all about, sheedie?
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#13 Sheed

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 11:45 AM

just short stories and poems. they're just bizarre and it's not something i take especially seriously but it could be a fun read. just 50 pgs
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