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#2581 Shambler

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:14 AM

my cat can eat a whole watermelon

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#2582 rpmlem

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:24 AM

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what exactly has he been bragging about i cant figure it out lol


recent seaboss quotes:

"I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them."

"It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am."

"I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick."
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#2583 Voted #31 Poster

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:39 AM

:roflmo:

im totally using that last one before a fight
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#2584 rpmlem

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 10:51 AM


:roflmo:

im totally using that last one before a fight


it won't really cut it for internet fights, thooooo.



"I done wrestled with an algilator"

"*alligator lol"
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#2585 rotting clopse

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 02:11 PM

ate half a strawberry pie just now with like half a can of whipped cream. what the fuck :vomit: :drool: :vomit:
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#2586 rotting clopse

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 02:14 PM

mods pls move that post to the appropriate thread as i did not photograph the evidence
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#2587 Guest_captain janeway_*

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 02:34 PM

strawberry pie mmm


Yo klop give us your number
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#2588 Holly Money

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Posted 24 August 2013 - 08:53 PM

Very suave approach, kdar
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#2589 Voted #31 Poster

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 11:53 AM


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#2590 rotting clopse

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 11:57 AM

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last night i went to my yard and stole my new truck and took it for a joyride. i brought it home and picked up my drunk ass parents to take them for a ride. it was a lot of fun, probably the most fun i ever had with them. they were so tickled. my dad's drunk fatass fell out of the truck while he was clumsily climbing down. what a doofus LOL

anyway they took sum pics:


operating big truck
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big truck
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it's huge i'll try to post a better pic someday i know u guys probably cant wait

god she drives so smooth i'm so excited to be driving her now!! Western Stars :drool:
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#2591 billfrogson

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 12:05 PM

hell ya bud you gonna pick up some ladies of the road?
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#2592 szrs

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 12:17 PM

wear a seatbelt dude!!
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#2593 scorpio

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 01:19 PM

@klop 10-4 good buddy, this here's the rubber duck...looks like we got ourselves a convoy.

lol, no?
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#2594 rotting clopse

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 01:20 PM

wear a seatbelt dude!!


why? i wouldn't even feel a thing when i pulverize your little piece of fiberglass on wheels :roflmo:
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#2595 rotting clopse

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 01:21 PM

jk i hadn't started driving yet i was showing them how cool my spotlights were. just like on COPS!


i always wear a seatbelt :0)
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#2596 szrs

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:57 PM


wear a seatbelt dude!!


why? i wouldn't even feel a thing when i pulverize your little piece of fiberglass on wheels :roflmo:


i dont have to worry about that bro!! my car is german engineered

i dont have to worry about safety or anybody else

Gott mit uns.
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#2597 Oblique

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 10:02 AM

way of the road
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#2598 tizzy

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 09:39 PM

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went to houston this weekend to visit my aunt
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somebody bout to get raped
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#2599 tizzy

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 09:51 PM

:roflmo: plot
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#2600 tizzy

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 09:52 PM

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i don't look rapey school shooter all the time guys i swear see ok
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