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#2101 Guest_Proven Winner_*

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:51 PM

BECAUSE YOU ARE EVERYTHINGGGGG AND I AM NOTHINGGGGG
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#2102 Shakedown Street

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:52 PM

no kidding, we are somehow lucky bastards. i was a stud in high school though, when i met her.
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#2103 knight-errant

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 07:54 PM

no kidding, we are somehow lucky bastards. i was a stud in high school though, when i met her.


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#2104 This fuckin guy

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 08:13 PM

i'd totez eat that guys sh..

you know what

who am i kidding

mods delete my account
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#2105 Holly Money

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:16 PM

Your wife is really adorbs, Duncan. A lot of people tell me you look like my boyfriend, I wish I could be as adorable as her so we could trade places for a day and freak people out :(
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#2106 Jean-Ralphio

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:35 PM

Your wife is really adorbs, Duncan. A lot of people tell me you look like my boyfriend, I wish I could be as adorable as her so we could trade places for a day and freak people out :(


You should share the Hooroo photoshop. Your bf looks like the spawn of Duncan and Tristan.
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#2107 Grain Belt Premium

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 06:25 PM

duncan no offense but your wife looks like a cunt and i hate her


jesus christ
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#2108 Sol

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 06:31 PM

no not that cunt...
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#2109 Sans Bear

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 10:31 PM

Duncan, relationship Q & A time, what do you and your new wife share in common? What sets you apart?
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#2110 oh. susana.

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 09:46 AM

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summer's almost over but I've almost got myself a tan
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#2111 sousmarin

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:24 AM

i love your lipstick sus. i wish i could wear lipstick. i always feel just really weird when i put it on, though, and end up wiping it off after like 10 minutes :\
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#2112 oh. susana.

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:41 AM

thx salmony
have you tried the 12hr kind of lipsticks? that's mostly what i use now but i haven't seen as many lately, hopefully they aren't phasing them out
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#2113 Guest_pervasive roach threat_*

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 11:58 AM

damn i need to change my posting game if im ever gonna get any rep
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#2114 Guest_pervasive roach threat_*

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 12:33 PM

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summer's almost over but I've almost got myself a tan
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there we go now im ready for my rep
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#2115 oh. susana.

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 12:44 PM

show us blue steel
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#2116 Shambler

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 01:18 PM

bullshit!

you just shaved the sides of your head and glued it to your face

try to pull a fast one on old umbi huh
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#2117 sousmarin

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 03:07 PM

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slowly becoming cousin it

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for Jeremiah's mother, in aid of determining whether i, as a white woman, have lips

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#2118 Guest_Proven Winner_*

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 03:21 PM

pubeard


wanna know why pubes are curly?



Because if they were straight, they'd poke you in the eye!
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#2119 Jean-Ralphio

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 03:21 PM

Mahtay??!

Looking good
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#2120 sousmarin

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 03:32 PM

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