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Dyl Bro Chill Presents: Real Life Rep


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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:47 PM

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Greetings fellow umbis. I have created a new system to help us judge every day situations. Allow me to explain.


Say you are doing homework but u freakin hate homework!!! What are you gonna do? I will tell you what you are gonna do. Give that homework a -1 and tell it to eat shit!!

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Cant decide if u wanna make that coffee or not? Well hello! This is umbi. Coffee+1 make that delcious java

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accidentally bumped my desk and my brand new albert pujols bobblehead head fell off and broke off his little arm ;( what am i gonna do? cry all day about it? no. im gonna neg rep the situation and move on with my life.

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i love my new shoes. definitely worthy of a good ol +1

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and finally, i walked in to my brothers room and what i saw was the most +1 deserving thing to ever happen in the history of the universe








































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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:50 PM

i need to make my allotted rep cards for tomorrow.
great idea.



btw, a little super glue looks like it would fix Pujols arm no problem.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:50 PM

is this like pogs???



cuz holy shit i hope so
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#4 Deadbeat Cassanova

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:53 PM

rofl good thread
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:11 PM

that's high praise
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:54 PM

i dont like how it sticks out of her mouth at the end like a little white turd.
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#7 bird

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:08 PM

awesome thread great job. you bring the internet and the world together with wonderful synergy. posting 101. well done
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:10 PM

I got a situation. I got this delicious beer, but also this unsightly beer belly.

What do I irl rep this situation? do I put a neg on my belly and a + on my beer? Also feel free to replace beer with japanese food sitting in my fridge, cause my god I destroyed those leftovers like the enola gay.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:19 PM

can the mods clean this thread up and delete all khadar posts and khadar related posts including this one

he's ruining a good thread, don't let him get away with this shit
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:46 PM

Spoiler

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:55 PM

I want to print the OP and post it all over the city with +rep stickers on them.

A+ dyl
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:57 PM

Having physical rep cards makes vidch8 more fun.
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#13 Chow Yun-Phat

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:24 PM

I want to print the OP and post it all over the city with +rep stickers on them.

A+ dyl


Kony +rep- 2012
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:24 PM


can the mods clean this thread up and delete all khadar posts and khadar related posts including this one

he's ruining a good thread, don't let him get away with this shit


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if you were white this is exactly the sort of cunt you'd be
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#15 bird

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:30 PM

printing out more +reps to bring to the gym tomorrow and hand them out to all the hot babes in yoga pants :drool:



put thenewship.com on the back of all the pos rep slips... said yoga babes out of curiosity register for membership at the new ship


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praise jesus our day has come i said our day has come
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:47 PM

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:36 AM

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good work, dyl. would love to see milo using these what with his unusual rep habits. goes up to a hot girl in a bar and slams a negrep in her face, then says HEH JK CAN YOU IMAGINE? then slams a posrep on her butt.
or he comes up to you and gives you a posrep for something slightly amusing you said 18 months ago.
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#18 Trudy Wiegel

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 05:42 AM



can the mods clean this thread up and delete all khadar posts and khadar related posts including this one

he's ruining a good thread, don't let him get away with this shit


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if you were white this is exactly the sort of cunt you'd be


I think that Khadar said a while back that if he were white he would be -

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:31 AM

good work, dyl. would love to see milo using these what with his unusual rep habits. goes up to a hot girl in a bar and slams a negrep in her face, then says HEH JK CAN YOU IMAGINE? then slams a posrep on her butt.
or he comes up to you and gives you a posrep for something slightly amusing you said 18 months ago.


well i never
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:10 AM

Voltfacecons needs to print out a big -rep and staple it to his forehead
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