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A Critical Evaluation of Sonson's last 5 posts


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#1 //armk

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:15 PM

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my lit teacher says i'm a very fine writer and would make a great english major. Maybe I should do the Liberal Arts degree with the English concentration instead of Global Humanities...


dude i would totally do english if it payed well enough. Even as a professor you might be maxin out at 70,000 or so?

damn, 70k. who could live like that? only a dumb, retarded loser, obviously. time to give up on your dreams and start working in private equity, you dolt.

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haha that was bad


really, sonson, do you think so? what a fresh, interesting perspective on an otherwise wholly celebrated moment from one of the most brilliantly reimagined franchises in film history.

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http://movies.yahoo....-170715899.html

A headline for that article on that site was "creepiest role yet" for Johnny Depp. Whats fucking creepy about that placated mundane portrayal of a vampire?


think about this one for a moment.

a link to a YAHOO MOVIES article about JOHNNY DEPP's latest role in yet another piece of shit TIM BURTON movie, trying to make some kind of issue out of the fact that he's playing a QUIRKY, CARTOON GOTH.


WOW, I CANNOT BELIEVE YAHOO MOVIES WOULD STOOP SO LOW!!!!!!!!11111111111111

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facebook changed my life.

my life changed facebook


life book changed my face

i mean as if motherprussia's post wasn't bad enough? jesus CHRIST.



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the chorus lead is sweet.


Is it, sonson? Is it? No it isn't. The chorus lead in the instrumental version of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi is not sweet. It is, in fact, perhaps some of the worst music ever championed by the human race, and can only signify a species in utter decline. I can only hope that our demise is swift to spare us having to listen to any more of it, or to read any more of your TERRIBLE POSTING.


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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:18 PM

i'm not gonna hate on his lady gaga post


but sometimes when i read sonson's posts,
i think to myself that the thesaurus he uses
might be broken
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#3 Grain Belt Premium

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:18 PM

scraped into oblivion
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#4 Flawless Calculations

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:21 PM

:Suspense:
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#5 Just a Sun Bro

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:22 PM

Mark just got realer than real.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:23 PM

man, this is brutal.


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#7 alsirat

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:28 PM

we need more threats like this
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#8 nick

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:29 PM

amrk is scary as fuck


he could make varg vikernes flinch
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:30 PM

i hope mark with do a threat like this about me one day Posted Image
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#10 Guest_tayne_*

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:35 PM

i would comment more, but i'm afraid of being next on amrk's list :\
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#11 Depth Leviathan Dweller

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:38 PM

amrk likes sonson
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#12 Bright Shining Lie

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:39 PM

i think to myself that the thesaurus he uses
might be broken


my greatest fear :sweat:
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#13 Guest_Panhandle Slim_*

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:40 PM

leave sonson alone
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:41 PM

ROFL jk +1 mrak :roflmo:
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#15 The Haunt Of

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:42 PM

Rash said not to come to www.thenewship.com to take out your daily stress on others.
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#16 ron

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:48 PM

wow
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#17 Mind Riot

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 01:00 PM

mark that was some blue spirals shit right there
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#18 Bright Shining Lie

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 01:06 PM

less penis
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#19 Cicatrizatron

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 01:54 PM

:lolser:
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#20 autodidact

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 02:39 PM

once in a while, out of nowhere, a certain special thread will come along that makes you wish you had made it

for me, this is that thread
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