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#1 Shogoon

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 11:43 AM

Let's go get these out of the way
I only really had one
reach 1000 rep
and it just happened
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#2 stray dreams

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 12:34 PM

i never make new years resolutions but i have a few this year that i want to accomplish

-quit Dominos
-start a music label
-move to new mexico
-actually attend class this year and not waste my money
-read more (i buy books all the time but never have enough time to sit down and fully devote myself to one)
-ascend to the 4th dimension LOL
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#3 tizzy

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 12:35 PM

read all my books
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#4 hoodrat

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 12:37 PM

get out of this shit hole
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#5 q.t

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:03 PM

another year closer to death

literally haven't done anything since 2010
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#6 The Haunt Of

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:07 PM

Someone should go through the Coma/Umbi/Newship archives and extract all the new years resolution threads/posts to see what kind of shit everyone posted years and years ago.
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#7 szrs

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:08 PM

choose a direction for my life

either become successful

or a complete fuck-up

enough of this in between bullshit
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#8 Dr. Poop

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:46 PM

learn kung fu
become a kung fu SUPA STAR




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#9 charlotte

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:03 AM

make all As and get to 109/120 credit hours so i can graduate in may 2013
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#10 Grain Belt Premium

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:11 AM

Be better at being me than I am now
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#11 charlotte

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:16 AM

Be better at being me than I am now


make movieS
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#12 Sen100

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:54 AM

be healthy
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#13 DeepArcher

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 06:53 AM

pass go, collect $200
pay off probation early
get an internship
hope that internship turns into a job
fuck my boyfriend silly often
quit cigs?
nah
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#14 bodegas

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 07:04 AM

quit being a pussy (which includes the following)
quit job
go to germany for 20 days
finish books, read a lot more
successfully dominate and keep my vices in check
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#15 knight-errant

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:17 PM

he has a dick rash



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#16 knight-errant

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:23 PM

anyway my list

-get everything back on the track. these last four months have been the worst four months of my life in terms of certainty.
-lose more weight, esp try to get some ab shit going (or at least lose my beer gut).
-will probably fuck a different girl every other night if this happens. im still p fat but chicks have been fucking me like mad lately. can't imagine what it'd belike if i dropped another 30 pounds or so. alpha male status
-write more short stories, perhaps finish the novella ive been brainstorming about for the last year
-submit said stories to writing competitions. get $$$ and recognition in the community
-by the summer have a good name in the writing world to the point where im publishing high-brow shit for high-brow people
-SAVE money. i'm a fucking spendthrift from hell.
-earn enough credits to transfer by at least next fall semester(im supposed to be done by the end of this spring semester but i fucked up) and try to get into NYU or some other school. still keeping my options open for places like montana and missouri.
-get my first real job by the end of 2012. start making bank. if i'm not making at least $30,000 i'm going to be fucking pissed.
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#17 moac

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:38 PM

-move out somewhere where i'll actually enjoy myself
-quit smoking cigs FOR GOOD. no more of this "one when i'm drunk" shit. no. mas.
-write at least a couple dozen more songs
-get a new band together and play some shows
-buy a new car
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#18 Dr. Poop

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:40 PM

oh i just smoke when i drink

and during my break...s.... at work

and when i'm at a bus stop

and after sex

and after a shower

and after i eat

....






:D i stopped smoking tho
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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:44 PM

  • reach perfection

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#20 Dr. Poop

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:45 PM

  • masturbate more

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