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#1 alsirat

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 11:34 AM

hey guys. i got a job offer, as some of you may know, and all that is standing between me and a job is a urine test. the description for the test is "39409N SAP 9-50/300 +MDMA/N" i have found that what that means is it tests for nine drugs and the thc (or thc metabolite) limit is 50ng per mL. last i smoke was a about one third of a schwag blunt 14 days ago. prior to that, i had probably smoked five or six times in the week leading up to that. before that week i hadn't been smoking at all (for at least two weeks). i always drink at least 80 oz of water a day and i have been running between one and two miles nearly every day for the last two weeks. i have a very high metabolism as well. i am taking the test on friday, so it will be 21 days since smoking at that point. anyone with experience relevant in any way? any anecdotal evidence as to whether or not i should pass/fail? any help would be appreciated.
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Posted 22 July 2011 - 07:18 PM

I haven't tried this myself but I bookmarked it because it seemed legit:

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 07:30 PM

I have a feeling you will pass that one.
that's pretty infrequent and you have a fast metabolism and exercise regularly.
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#4 ghost

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:29 PM

you will be perfectly fine, but if you are still scared, chug a lot of water before you go in.
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#5 nick

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 01:00 AM

drink red koolaid til you piss orange
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#6 alsirat

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 08:23 AM

thanks guys. i dont think i'm gonna mess with any kind of supplements, just gonna keep drinking water and running a lot. i'll let you guys know how it turns out.
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Posted 23 July 2011 - 10:37 AM

Hit up dat sauna
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#8 alsirat

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 01:03 PM

being outside in nc recently is basically the same as being in a sauna
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#9 bodegas

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 02:32 PM

i u sed to get sketch after smoking like 3-4 weeks before tests. water and the metabolism were keys for me
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#10 alsirat

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 09:06 PM

another question: i've read that your best bet is to give the sample "mid-stream." is this legit, or just a myth?
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#11 ghost

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 03:34 PM

myth
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#12 moac

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 08:05 PM

being outside in nc recently is basically the same as being in a sauna


seriously, niggas. shit's crazy out here. heat indexes of 110, WITH the fucking humidity?

getting into your car after it's been out in the sun in north carolina feels like your sweat glands are getting punched in the dick multiple times

p.s. you'll definitely pass. just keep running.
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Posted 25 July 2011 - 07:27 PM

i've heard chugging a bunch of vitamin water right before might help
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Posted 25 July 2011 - 10:18 PM

my buddy was like



"i can't smoke i'm bout to get this job"



i was like "nobody is calling you"



handed him the blunt



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#15 alsirat

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 01:52 PM

drug test tomorrow. i feel pretty confident, but i think i'm definitely gonna drink a lot of water ("a lot" p much being how much i always drink) before the test. is there any way i can drink too much and have to retake the test? i mean my piss is always clear, is that gonna be an issue? also, should i exercise tomorrow before i take it? should i eat?
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Posted 28 July 2011 - 05:14 PM

good luck man. just don't too much that it dillutes the sample.
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#17 alsirat

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 05:52 PM

well i'm gonna go to walmart and get an at-home test or two. will let you guys know the results of it/them. i guess if i test positive then i'll have to try and make up an excuse to buy some more time.
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#18 alsirat

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 06:51 PM

good news guys. i got a "strong negative" on the at-home test. it wasn't my "first void of the day," but i will be taking my real test in the afternoon so i should be fine. hell yeah.
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Posted 28 July 2011 - 09:45 PM

pass that shit
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Posted 28 July 2011 - 10:09 PM

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