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PENIS/BOOBS INSECURITY


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#1 Rape C. Nigger

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 11:29 PM

minus Machos cock.
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#2 nick

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 11:29 PM

aw
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 11:31 PM

so, do? or don't?
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#4 Jean-Ralphio

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 11:31 PM

bewbs?
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 11:36 PM

damn...
I really wanted to post a floppy penis too...
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#6 Rape C. Nigger

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 11:36 PM

so, do? or don't?



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#7 rpmlem

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 11:36 PM

*waits for someone to post a rooster in attempt to be clever

edit :haha wow, Renz beat me to it.
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#8 Anavidovic

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:26 PM

yeah so I was always insecure about my peener for a while because it was middle school and I was finally COOL and whaddaya know I was hanging out with the coolest kids in town and spending the night

anyway there was this SUPER cool kid named trevor and right before we said goodnight he said

"you know its bullshit how chicks want us to have 22 inch penises i mean cmon were not even in college yet"

and I looked under my sleeping bag at my peener and thought "shit man i am behind then"

it took me until the age of 16 to realize that i wasnt going to get a 22 inch penis unless i had a tug of war with yours truly

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#9 Kimberturtle

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:27 PM

LOL I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT STORY
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#10 Anavidovic

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:28 PM

LOL I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT STORY

oh shit so this happened to you too huh

i feel yo pain
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:28 PM

oh lol
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#12 Drunken

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:34 PM

I envy my penis.
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:35 PM

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#14 Anavidovic

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:39 PM

yo but i had to trust the kid about 22 inch penises though because he was cool so he HAD to know what he was talking about otherwise he wouldnt be cool
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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:45 PM

I'm still tuggin'
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#16 and a bell lei

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:50 PM

Well, I don't have a penis, BUT:

In 6th grade all of the girls were on HGH or something
They all had boobs, while I was still a string-bean
... And I never blossomed.

But anyway, those bitches probably have endometriosis by now, I WIN.

does this count, ana?
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#17 Dominick

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:51 PM

I just wondered why it looked different from those of others.
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#18 dmac27

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:52 PM

I saw a John Holmes doco on the weekend.

Devastating.

Do not see this doco, or view any pics of this mans gear if hope to ever please a woman, man or goat in the near future.
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#19 Kimberturtle

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:56 PM

Well, I don't have a penis, BUT:

In 6th grade all of the girls were on HGH or something
They all had boobs, while I was still a string-bean
... And I never blossomed.

But anyway, those bitches probably have endometriosis by now, I WIN.

does this count, ana?


You never got boobs?
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#20 Anavidovic

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 06:59 PM

Well, I don't have a penis, BUT:

In 6th grade all of the girls were on HGH or something
They all had boobs, while I was still a string-bean
... And I never blossomed.

But anyway, those bitches probably have endometriosis by now, I WIN.

does this count, ana?


yes

i will change the title to include boob insecurity
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