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#1 Gold Pill

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:34 PM

was just chillin at a friends house with a bunch of people there, smoking weed

hella hot chick (like skinny cute 7/10 cheerleader status) that i kinda know just starts grinding up on my lap, i get a half boner and touch her kinda

does that for like 30 seconds, hands me a number, gets up and goes to a different part of the party

im just sitting there in that spot with a joint in my hand feeling smug as fuck
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#2 Dr. Lixmeister D.F.P.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:35 PM

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Maybe she mistook you for a bean bag chair.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:37 PM

Maybe she mistook you for a bean bag chair.


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#4 Gold Pill

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:37 PM

im not mexican!!1
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:38 PM

Did you eat her?
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#6 Gold Pill

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:39 PM

later on i did when i got her alone
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:39 PM

im not mexican!!1


A beaner bag chair? :keak2:
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:41 PM

later on i did when i got her alone


I have a feeling if this was true it would have been included in the OP
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#9 Gold Pill

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:42 PM

i was replying nonseriously to fio asking me if i ate her :keke:
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#10 ensui

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:44 PM

now we lay you down to sleep pray to god you pack that heat if you die before we wake your chain and wallet we gon take
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:48 PM

Maybe she mistook you for a bean bag chair.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:49 PM

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#13 ensui

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:51 PM

you could easily use the name of any african ethnic group/tribe as a ROFL corruption
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#14 Gold Pill

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:51 PM

that is a very silly idea by the way lixler, why would she grind up on a bean bag chair and give it her number?
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:51 PM

Maybe she mistook you for a bean bag chair.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:51 PM

you could easily use the name of any african ethnic group/tribe as a ROFL corruption


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Posted 01 June 2010 - 06:01 PM

in her inebriated state she lacked the judgement to decide it was a bad idea to do this


this is what drugs do to you
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 06:06 PM

that is a very silly idea by the way lixler, why would she grind up on a bean bag chair and give it her number?



Well she was obviously trying to get comfortable and loosen up what she thought was a hard bean bag chair (your hardened fat filled leg). Perhaps she put the number in the chair for some other guy to find because she is a whore and will suck and dick that can get her numba.
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#19 Gold Pill

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:53 PM


that is a very silly idea by the way lixler, why would she grind up on a bean bag chair and give it her number?



Well she was obviously trying to get comfortable and loosen up what she thought was a hard bean bag chair (your hardened fat filled leg). Perhaps she put the number in the chair for some other guy to find because she is a whore and will suck and dick that can get her numba.


if shed suck any dick that can get her number, that means shed suck my dick too, so why is it doubtful that she sat on my lap thinking its me rather than thinking im a chair?
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#20 Gold Pill

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 08:55 PM

trolled btw this didnt happen :p
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