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#1 Remedy Malahide

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:03 AM

YOU WOT????????????

all honorary brits welcome.

so the tories are probably going to win the next general election?
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:04 AM

so the tories are probably going to win the next general election?

i have no clue?

i really don't?
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#3 Mr. Banana Grabber

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:13 AM

haha whigs and tories. i find it funny that to me those name represent fairly old history, but evidently tories are still a legitimate political party. el oh el britain. ps im kinda drunk so sorry if i offend you brits
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#4 Remedy Malahide

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:13 AM

haha we don't have whigs any more
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#5 Baboon

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:18 AM

The way I see it is 'New Labour' is like 'nu-metal'; just a watered down shit version of the old good stuff.

So, honestly, after way too long of this shitty non-political government (apart of course from 'Education, education, education' - well done Tony, now we all have degrees and they're worthless) I'm not going to be surprised if Cameron whips Brown.

Whassup Brits?
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#6 Mr. Banana Grabber

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:19 AM

yeah but youve got tories. thats hilarious enough
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#7 Tío Broomy

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:20 AM

hey kate


if i marry you do i get citizenship?
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#8 Baboon

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:22 AM

hey kate


if i marry you do i get citizenship?


As your legal advisor, I'd advise you to drive very fucking fast and tell you also that marriage to the women will grant you access over the moat around of fair land yes.
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#9 Remedy Malahide

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:25 AM

The way I see it is 'New Labour' is like 'nu-metal'; just a watered down shit version of the old good stuff.

So, honestly, after way too long of this shitty non-political government (apart of course from 'Education, education, education' - well done Tony, now we all have degrees and they're worthless) I'm not going to be surprised if Cameron whips Brown.

Whassup Brits?


i'm going to learn me some shit about education and take on the government single-handedly. lol not really i'd make a right fuck-up of it.

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 10:09 AM

This nice aussie girl I live with is looking for a nice brit to marry so she doesn't have to move home. Any offers?
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 12:49 PM

Brit here. If the tories win the next election it'll be because labour were in disarray, not because Cameron's a strong leader. I like the comedian Charlie Brooker's comment on Cameron: 'If it emerged that the majority of the british public endorsed paedophilia, Cameron would hire an open top bus and parade through London surrounded by the minipops.'

On another subject, does anyone watch News 24? It's hilarious. The amount of technical fuckups is unreal, EVERY live feed goes wrong in some way.
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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:10 PM

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:12 PM

BRUSH YO TEEF
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#14 Remedy Malahide

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 01:36 PM

Brit here. If the tories win the next election it'll be because labour were in disarray, not because Cameron's a strong leader. I like the comedian Charlie Brooker's comment on Cameron: 'If it emerged that the majority of the british public endorsed paedophilia, Cameron would hire an open top bus and parade through London surrounded by the minipops.'


leadership crises are ten a penny these days. it was never like that in my day.
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 07:12 AM

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#16 Remedy Malahide

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:54 PM

2012 is going to be so embarrassing.
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 03:27 AM

2012 is going to be so embarrassing.


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Posted 25 August 2008 - 04:48 AM

There'll be bluuuuuuue biiiiiiiiirds ooooverrrrrrr...
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 08:17 AM

2012 is going to be so embarrassing.


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Boris Johnson does look like a fish out of water at the moment. He looks a bit retarded in the olympic pics actually.
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Posted 25 August 2008 - 08:21 AM

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