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This article is about my best friend from elementary school


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#1 bird

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:03 AM

good thing that friendship fell by the way side huh :realtalk:

http://www.ky3.com/n...l/51810602.html

SPRINGFIELD- A 23-year-old man is charged in Greene County with five counts of rape and sodomy. Prosecutors say Jamison Scott Marquart assaulted three women on different occasions in 2007 and 2008.
Court records allege the attacks took place in the suspect's home. Authorities say lab results in the case didn't come back until just this month, so charges couldn't be filed until now.


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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:04 AM

I still think it's funny they have a different charge for buttrape
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#3 Joan Holloway

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:04 AM

you display an excellent judge of character
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:06 AM

I'm in your orifices, outwearing my welcome
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#5 bird

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:07 AM

you display an excellent judge of character


i know, right? i dropped him like a bad hapit around 7th-8th grade when i figured out he was weird as fuck
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:07 AM

tell us a little bit about him.
some stories or something.
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:08 AM

it's just tighter, smoother.
i dunno, there's less going on in the anus that you have to worry about.
plus, you don't have to worry about babies.
;)
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#8 Joan Holloway

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:09 AM

well this article is about a girl I was friends with through primary school and high school

http://www.news.com....90-2761,00.html

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:14 AM

here is an article about a guy I was friends with in junior high:

http://www.examiner-...ews/news570.txt

According to numerous reports from relatives and friends of the two defendants, Collier not only made racial slurs toward the pair and their friends, but also implied a threat to stab one of the defendants prior to the fight.


punk got his jaw smashed and wired shut for running his racist prick mouth off.
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#10 bird

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:19 AM

yeah, well this guy was pretty much a forced friendship

our parents are good friends they met in lamaze class
we were born 4 days apart
we played basketball together from like K-6th grade

then he got really into anime and different stuff i wasn't into so we kinda parted ways.

i'm better friends with his younger sister now cuz she's a golf nut, and her and my sis are good friends

i mean i knew he was kinda strange, but i had no idea he was this fucked up
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:21 AM

what kind of world is it

when a man cant sodomize people in his own home
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#12 bird

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:30 AM

holy shit, i checked his facebook like 10 minutes ago after i heard, and i just checked back and the thing fuckin vanished without a trace!

this shit is nuts
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#13 PATHOS

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 12:04 PM

well this article is about a girl I was friends with through primary school and high school

http://www.news.com....90-2761,00.html

:unsure:



here is an article about a guy I was friends with in junior high:

http://www.examiner-...ews/news570.txt

According to numerous reports from relatives and friends of the two defendants, Collier not only made racial slurs toward the pair and their friends, but also implied a threat to stab one of the defendants prior to the fight.


punk got his jaw smashed and wired shut for running his racist prick mouth off.


oh yeah, well here is an article about a man i used to commit random acts of illegal fellatio with:
http://www.brisbanet...90626-cyjb.html
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#14 charles

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 12:16 PM

itt: thug lives
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#15 ryzza

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 01:26 PM

article about my friend in todays paper

http://www.news.com....66-2862,00.html

Aaron Toal, 19, offered a teenage friend $10 to hit a man who was killed by a car as he fled.


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#16 erfekru4eyt

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 06:58 PM

I'm in your orifices, outwearing my welcome

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good thing birdman didn't continue being that guy's friend because he could have ended up with a sprinkler as his butt hole
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 09:45 PM

The good thing about butt rape is, at least you don't have to worry about getting preggers, right ladies?
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#18 charles

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 07:30 AM

preggers


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#19 Deadbeat Cassanova

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 07:36 AM

oh yeah well I had a friend who died
For something he really loved
I had a friend who stood
For none of the above
I had a friend whose experience
Was riddled with scars
Who got drunk one night
In the trunk of louie p.'s car
I had a friend who'd love to scare you
As was his affections
And tremble you did
'cause you weren't worthy of his friendship
I had a friend, but now
He's stranded on the Mesa st. exit
And sometimes I'm jealous
'Cause I'm still at the intersection
I had a friend whose heart was too heavy to hold
Yes there's blood on the median
Like a boat without oars
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#20 charles

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 07:38 AM

hey let's play golf, please take that nine iron out of my rectum
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