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Why is Crumpy's girlfriend's vagina so shallow?


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#1 AveragePuertoRicanHeight

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:14 AM

These are the questions of our time.
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#2 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:15 AM

is it cause she's 16?
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#3 ryan

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:15 AM

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:15 AM

i think a more accurate question would be


"why is crumpstars dick so big?"
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#5 Babdrag Ltd.

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:15 AM

uneducated
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:16 AM

Hell yes.
This is what I'm talking about.
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#7 Grain Belt Premium

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:16 AM

is it cause she's 16?


get the fuck out of my head
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:16 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#9 Meu

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:17 AM

cause it's made of glass
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#10 AveragePuertoRicanHeight

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:17 AM

5 inches is not big.
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#11 AveragePuertoRicanHeight

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:17 AM

also, yes it is made of glass.
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#12 ryan

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:17 AM

cuz I filled her up already
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:18 AM

STOP USING WOMEN TO FURTHER YOUR SICK SICK AGENDAS OF EMASCULATING EACH OTHER



I HATE EVERYONE
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:18 AM

haha two in a row!
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:19 AM

cuz I filled her up already

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:19 AM

I don't even know what's up with these 2 suckas but I like the tension.

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#17 ryan

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:20 AM

HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS PEACE!!!?
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:20 AM

STOP USING WOMEN TO FURTHER YOUR SICK SICK AGENDAS OF EMASCULATING EACH OTHER



I HATE EVERYONE

Crump likes to get there before the tampons do.
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#19 3.5 Illusionary Unicorns

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:21 AM

STOP USING WOMEN TO FURTHER YOUR SICK SICK AGENDAS OF EMASCULATING EACH OTHER



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Crump likes to get there before the tampons do.


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#20 Crump Steak

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:21 AM

5 inches is not big.


5 inches?

Quit talking me up
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