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#1725479 just spent like 6 hours making umbis in wwf no mercy

Posted by nick on 07 November 2011 - 11:00 PM

started off with dylan

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tried making newscast but he just ended up looking like the villain from die hard

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gabriel garb gerber gaber didn't really work etiher

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making mark was as easy as finding the saddest face i could find

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rashikal is a god in this game, totally imbalanced

literal master of martial arts

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here he is bouncing khadar's head off a steel cage then quickly leaving to go home and return safely to the internet

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#1566169 The Doppelganger Thread

Posted by ryan on 02 December 2010 - 03:05 PM

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#1778904 Dyl Bro Chill Presents: Real Life Rep

Posted by #1 Moderator of Umbi.net on 24 April 2012 - 03:47 PM

Greetings fellow umbis. I have created a new system to help us judge every day situations. Allow me to explain.

Say you are doing homework but u freakin hate homework!!! What are you gonna do? I will tell you what you are gonna do. Give that homework a -1 and tell it to eat shit!!

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Cant decide if u wanna make that coffee or not? Well hello! This is umbi. Coffee+1 make that delcious java

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accidentally bumped my desk and my brand new albert pujols bobblehead head fell off and broke off his little arm ;( what am i gonna do? cry all day about it? no. im gonna neg rep the situation and move on with my life.

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i love my new shoes. definitely worthy of a good ol +1

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and finally, i walked in to my brothers room and what i saw was the most +1 deserving thing to ever happen in the history of the universe

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#1646461 embarrassing post archive

Posted by nick on 24 April 2011 - 02:37 AM

ok i'm out

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#1902345 Madras Eye

Posted by //armk on 16 June 2013 - 02:01 PM

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yeah idk
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#1866300 Madras Eye

Posted by Guest on 22 February 2013 - 05:28 PM

my rig in all its glory
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me in all my faggotry
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#1765209 A Critical Evaluation of Sonson's last 5 posts

Posted by //armk on 16 March 2012 - 12:15 PM

my lit teacher says i'm a very fine writer and would make a great english major. Maybe I should do the Liberal Arts degree with the English concentration instead of Global Humanities...

dude i would totally do english if it payed well enough. Even as a professor you might be maxin out at 70,000 or so?

damn, 70k. who could live like that? only a dumb, retarded loser, obviously. time to give up on your dreams and start working in private equity, you dolt.


haha that was bad

really, sonson, do you think so? what a fresh, interesting perspective on an otherwise wholly celebrated moment from one of the most brilliantly reimagined franchises in film history.



A headline for that article on that site was "creepiest role yet" for Johnny Depp. Whats fucking creepy about that placated mundane portrayal of a vampire?

think about this one for a moment.

a link to a YAHOO MOVIES article about JOHNNY DEPP's latest role in yet another piece of shit TIM BURTON movie, trying to make some kind of issue out of the fact that he's playing a QUIRKY, CARTOON GOTH.



facebook changed my life.

my life changed facebook

life book changed my face

i mean as if motherprussia's post wasn't bad enough? jesus CHRIST.


the chorus lead is sweet.

Is it, sonson? Is it? No it isn't. The chorus lead in the instrumental version of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi is not sweet. It is, in fact, perhaps some of the worst music ever championed by the human race, and can only signify a species in utter decline. I can only hope that our demise is swift to spare us having to listen to any more of it, or to read any more of your TERRIBLE POSTING.

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#1907186 Madras Eye

Posted by Sans Bear on 02 July 2013 - 06:55 AM

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This is me, and this is my little sister. I wonder what she's going to be like when she's all grown up.
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#1875737 Madras Eye

Posted by Flawless Calculations on 25 March 2013 - 09:16 AM

Coldest day up on the slopes on Saturday. My toes are still numb. The snow was glorious, though.

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#1854898 Who is going to Coachella?

Posted by rpmlem on 28 January 2013 - 11:46 AM

milo gonna smash

obviously. he thinks we can't decode his little secret message?

me and mine are camping, affirmative. if there's space in ze cars (and there oughta be) you could always hitch a ride with us to and from the show as you'll be on the way in either L.A. or Palm Springs. also, Coachella forum peoples offer many many rides to hitchhikers finding a ride in is always pretty easy, out a little more difficult, but there are buses and such as a last resort. dunno about good places to stay imagine google will be your biggest aid there

pros and cons of camping
you're verr close to the concert and can walk right in to the show don't have to worry about transportation to and from the venue
shows / displays / yoga / performance art / other random cultural shit takes place inside the campgrounds itself
nice sense of community people party with strangers till they can't party no more
you have a homebase and can leave the venue to go back to the campsite to grab something / rest / try and nap / make food / change attire whereas if you're staying offsite you're stuck with whatever you can carry in with you for many many hours

it's hot as fuck and you will wake you up fairly early in the morn once your tent becomes a sauna
shower lines
it's fucking hot
everything inside the campgrounds is crazy expensive but you can bring as much food / water in as fits in your car + there are shuttles that take you to the neighborhood shopping center
depends on where they spot you but it can take foooooorrrrevvvverrrrrr to drive in/out
the heat

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#1863210 Senbugger was arrested

Posted by nice on 15 February 2013 - 12:21 AM


imagine how mad he must be right now
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#1868331 _×÷•.•´¯`•» smile :) 2k14 daily updates «•´¯`•.•÷×_

Posted by ghost on 01 March 2013 - 09:23 AM

8 months sober today. About to meet up with my sponsor and finish the 12th step.
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#1737438 Found female Ze on Okcupid

Posted by Guest on 20 December 2011 - 01:39 PM

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#1922237 Madras Eye

Posted by rotting clopse on 25 August 2013 - 11:57 AM

last night i went to my yard and stole my new truck and took it for a joyride. i brought it home and picked up my drunk ass parents to take them for a ride. it was a lot of fun, probably the most fun i ever had with them. they were so tickled. my dad's drunk fatass fell out of the truck while he was clumsily climbing down. what a doofus LOL

anyway they took sum pics:

operating big truck
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big truck
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it's huge i'll try to post a better pic someday i know u guys probably cant wait

god she drives so smooth i'm so excited to be driving her now!! Western Stars :drool:
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#1888611 Madras Eye

Posted by Guest on 04 May 2013 - 07:13 PM

nevermind kayc is still a dipshit

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who the fuck contorts their body mid air into a swastika while skydiving?

this shit has to be on every skinheads bucketlist, swastika your body over the fatherland
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#1380686 girl sat on my lap today

Posted by Dr. Lixmeister D.F.P. on 01 June 2010 - 05:35 PM

Maybe she mistook you for a bean bag chair.
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#1913039 Madras Eye

Posted by sousmarin on 24 July 2013 - 03:07 PM

slowly becoming cousin it

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for Jeremiah's mother, in aid of determining whether i, as a white woman, have lips

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